WEB3_EMPIREBuild a Crypto Empire. Watch It Burn.
Launch an exchange, list shitcoins, hire influencers, and survive the web3 jungle.
NO KYC.
NO REAL MONEY.
The dramas you'll navigate
Every event in the game is ripped from real crypto history. You'll sit in the chair when it happens. You'll make the call. History may or may not repeat.
FTX: The $8B Hole
Customer funds vanish overnight. Alameda eats the balance sheet. You're in the penthouse in the Bahamas — what do you tweet?
Luna / UST Depeg
The algorithmic stablecoin that wasn't. $40B evaporates in 72 hours. You designed the peg — do you flip the kill switch or tweet 'steady lads'?
3AC Liquidation
You borrowed $10B on a vibe. The market disagrees. Su and Kyle ghost the group chat — what's your exit?
Celsius Freeze
Yields that couldn't exist, backstops that didn't. You pause withdrawals on a Sunday night. The forum is on fire.
Choose your villain
Three archetypes. Three paths to glory, infamy, or federal indictment. How you run the empire is up to you.
THE EXCHANGE CEO
List the coins. Lend the deposits. Fly the jet. Survive the audit — or don't.
THE WEB3 FOUNDER
Write the whitepaper. Ship the token. Pray the peg holds. Tweet through it.
THE VC PARTNER
Back the founder. Draft the thesis. Dump on retail. Write the post-mortem.
REAL INTERFACES.
NOT JUST MEMES.
Every screen in the game is a real component — this is what you'll actually play. Role select. Event cards. A command dashboard that tracks your empire in real time.
PICK YOUR ROLE
Choose your character. Each archetype unlocks a different playbook and a different way to go broke.
LUNA IS DEPEGGING
Your algorithmic stablecoin — marketed as “backed by math” — is trading 6% below peg on three exchanges. The arbitrage mechanism is burning supply at an accelerating rate. Your CTO just texted: “it's not stopping.” The forum is on fire. Crypto Twitter noticed 11 seconds ago.
EVERY CHOICE
HAS A FACE.
When the decision matters, you're looking someone in the eye. An anon dev with your code. A pumping chart with your token. This is what winning and losing look like.
Your empire.
Your rules.
Your rug.
A ruthless strategy game capturing exactly how chaotic and hilarious crypto really is
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