Web3 EmpireWEB3_EMPIRE
SATIRICAL SIMULATION // NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

You Could've Been Do Kwon

Run a crypto empire, make the decisions that made history infamous, and see if you'd have done any different.

NO WALLET. NO KYC. NO REAL MONEY.
Crypto founder villain surrounded by trading screens
REC ● CEO_CAM_01
LUNA-99.99%
FTXREKT
3ACLIQUIDATED $10B
CELSIUSFROZEN
VOYAGERBANKRUPT
BITCONNECTWASAAAA
MT. GOX850K BTC GONE
SBF25 YRS
DO KWONEXTRADITED
ICP-96%
LUNA-99.99%
FTXREKT
3ACLIQUIDATED $10B
CELSIUSFROZEN
VOYAGERBANKRUPT
BITCONNECTWASAAAA
MT. GOX850K BTC GONE
SBF25 YRS
DO KWONEXTRADITED
ICP-96%
LUNA-99.99%
FTXREKT
3ACLIQUIDATED $10B
CELSIUSFROZEN
VOYAGERBANKRUPT
BITCONNECTWASAAAA
MT. GOX850K BTC GONE
SBF25 YRS
DO KWONEXTRADITED
ICP-96%
LUNA-99.99%
FTXREKT
3ACLIQUIDATED $10B
CELSIUSFROZEN
VOYAGERBANKRUPT
BITCONNECTWASAAAA
MT. GOX850K BTC GONE
SBF25 YRS
DO KWONEXTRADITED
ICP-96%
> HISTORICAL_EVENTS.LOG

The dramas you'll navigate

Every event in the game is ripped from real crypto history. You'll sit in the chair when it happens. You'll make the call. History may or may not repeat.

NOV 2022
EVENT_01

FTX: The $8B Hole

Customer funds vanish overnight. Alameda eats the balance sheet. You're in the penthouse in the Bahamas — what do you tweet?

MAY 2022
EVENT_02

Luna / UST Depeg

The algorithmic stablecoin that wasn't. $40B evaporates in 72 hours. You designed the peg — do you flip the kill switch or tweet 'steady lads'?

JUN 2022
EVENT_03

3AC Liquidation

You borrowed $10B on a vibe. The market disagrees. Su and Kyle ghost the group chat — what's your exit?

JUL 2022
EVENT_04

Celsius Freeze

Yields that couldn't exist, backstops that didn't. You pause withdrawals on a Sunday night. The forum is on fire.

+ 20 MORE HISTORICAL EVENTS // NEW ONES DROP EVERY BULL RUN
> SELECT_CHARACTER.EXE
PLAY IT YOUR WAY // 3 PATHS

Choose your villain

Three archetypes. Three paths to glory, infamy, or federal indictment. How you run the empire is up to you.

THE EXCHANGE CEO
ROLE_01
CEX OPERATOR

THE EXCHANGE CEO

List the coins. Lend the deposits. Fly the jet. Survive the audit — or don't.

LIQUIDITY
$8.2B
INTEGRITY
42%
PR RISK
MAX
THE WEB3 FOUNDER
ROLE_02
PROTOCOL DEGEN

THE WEB3 FOUNDER

Write the whitepaper. Ship the token. Pray the peg holds. Tweet through it.

HYPE
999
TVL
$4.1B
RUG ODDS
74%
THE VC PARTNER
ROLE_03
SUIT + THESIS

THE VC PARTNER

Back the founder. Draft the thesis. Dump on retail. Write the post-mortem.

AUM
$2.3B
MOAT
VIBES
LP TRUST
32%
> CHAPTER_01 · PLAYABLE SURFACES

REAL INTERFACES.
NOT JUST MEMES.

Every screen in the game is a real component — this is what you'll actually play. Role select. Event cards. A command dashboard that tracks your empire in real time.

web3-empire.game/session/dashboard
WEB3 EMPIRE
DAY 124 · Q3
BTC67,421+2.1%
ETH3,284+3.8%
YOUR_TOKEN$0.847-12.4%
TREASURY$38.2M-3.1%
REP54/100-1
COMMAND CENTER
⚡ URGENT · ACTION REQUIRED
TOKEN LISTING APPROVED · SimpleSwap DEX
Your token passed audit. 48 hours until launch window closes. Commit liquidity to lock the listing.
NEWS DESK
06:12CT AGGREGATOR: @Zeus_On_Chain claims your protocol is insolvent
05:47Whale (0x7f...aa) withdrew $4.2M from your vault
04:30Governance proposal #31 passed (92% YES)
03:18New strategic partner: 0xLegitDAO (3M community members)
02:55Validator node slashed (0.4% penalty applied)
web3-empire.game/session/new
SESSION#0xf4k3 · TURN 001 · NEW_GAME

PICK YOUR ROLE

Choose your character. Each archetype unlocks a different playbook and a different way to go broke.

EXCHANGE CEO
Custody billions. Survive the bank run.
TREASURY
$8.2B
REP
72
RISK
LOW
SELECTED
WEB3 FOUNDER
Ship the protocol. Pray the peg holds.
TREASURY
$40M
REP
55
RISK
MEDIUM
VC PARTNER
Spray. Pray. Thesis-match everything.
TREASURY
$120M
REP
61
RISK
MEDIUM
[TAB] SWITCH · [ENTER] CONFIRM · [ESC] CANCEL
▸ CONFIRM WEB3 FOUNDER
web3-empire.game/session/turn-047
CRISIS EVENT · TURN 047
DECIDE IN ▸ 00:42
THE NEWS DESK

LUNA IS DEPEGGING

Your algorithmic stablecoin — marketed as “backed by math” — is trading 6% below peg on three exchanges. The arbitrage mechanism is burning supply at an accelerating rate. Your CTO just texted: “it's not stopping.” The forum is on fire. Crypto Twitter noticed 11 seconds ago.

LUNA/USD
$0.9412
-5.88%
UST PEG
$0.9403
-5.97%
ANCHOR TVL
$11.2B
-2.1%
SENTIMENT
F.E.A.R.
73
[A/B/C] CHOOSE · [?] ADVISOR
HISTORY WILL REMEMBER
> CHAPTER_02 · NARRATIVE MOMENTS

EVERY CHOICE
HAS A FACE.

When the decision matters, you're looking someone in the eye. An anon dev with your code. A pumping chart with your token. This is what winning and losing look like.

web3-empire.game/session/inbox
NPC dialogue interface — anon developer threatens disclosure
THE NEGOTIATION
SESSION#0xf4k3
50 ETH OR I DROP IT
web3-empire.game/session/listing-confirmed
Token listing success screen — green candles and community celebrating
LISTING_CONFIRMED
SESSION#0xf4k3
YOU LISTED A LEGIT PROJECT
> The next crypto disaster is already brewing — simulate it before it hits

Your empire.
Your rules.
Your rug.

Relive the most chaotic moments in crypto history from the villain's chair

Built around real events — FTX, Luna, 3AC — the memes are real, the stakes are fake
$40B
WIPED IN 72H (LUNA)
850K
BTC GONE (MT. GOX)
25 YRS
SBF SENTENCE
COPIUM AVAILABLE
WEB3_EMPIRE © 2026 // NOT A REAL EXCHANGE
PARODY. SATIRE. NO REAL COINS WERE HARMED.